xpsychohogx:

jbriner:

shaving is hard

beard game 2 strong

xpsychohogx:

jbriner:

shaving is hard

beard game 2 strong

the-time-goddess-of-221b:

smoochlock:

so my mum told me that as a kid she would peel an apple and throw the peel over her shoulder, and the peel would take the shape of the first letter of her future spouse. naturally, i decided to do it and

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i’m fucking crying 

it says ‘no.’

it literally says NO.

oh my god

hiddenlex:

Knowing that he wouldn’t be there for her wedding, a terminally ill father walked his 11-year-old down the ‘aisle’ years early with the pastor sweetly pronouncing them ‘daddy and daughter’.

Jim Zetz, 62, from Murrieta, California, who has stage 4 pancreatic cancer, proudly held his daughter, Josie’s hand during their backyard ceremony on March 14 and placed a sparkling ring on her index finger.” 

wilwheaton:

policymic:

Watch: CNN compares traditional Maori greeting to Chippendales and horny emus

How long does it take for the most trusted news source to turn a boring non-story into a racist, xenophobic nightmare?

About 13 seconds it turns out, and that’s only because CNN news correspondent Jeanne Moos takes her time narrating the intro.

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The only thing surprising about this is that it wasn’t split-screened with the fucking plane.

kenwaysfleet:

troy baker is a gift to humanity

savethewildpinatas:

He looks so polite, like he just wants to stop by and see if you have anything for him.

ruinedchildhood:

yo yo yo let it go

ruinedchildhood:

yo yo yo let it go

Jesus
Lady Godwarrior

tyleroakley:

andrewpresents:

Lady Godwarrior | 'Jesus'

In semi-unrelated music news, let me present to you ‘Jesus’, a mashup that is so bad it’s brilliant. I would like to personally thank who ever decided to mash up Lady Gaga’s out space opera ‘Venus’ with the vocal stylings of Marguerite Perrin, aka the God Warrior from the hit television show Trading Spouses. If you’re unfamiliar with Marguerite’s poetic masterpiece, don’t fret, because you can watch her full monologue in all its glory here.

JUST KEEP LISTENING.

sliceofbri:

ifistaymovie:

SPEECHLESS. Amazing trailer. Amazing story. Amazing cast. Amazing crew! We are completely and utterly speechless. Brilliant! Now please August 22nd hurry up!!

I read this book. I loved this book. This book was NOT all about the fucking love story it was about her deciding if life was worth living without her parents and brother.